Sources are sure that 213 dog is running for Governor of the State Of California. Sources close to Central City East have said that it is important that we as a state have qualified creatures to run this state.
Endorsements have come from the many dogs and cats and esp. the chickens that are running around the streets of east la. 213 dog has refused to comment. But female dogs- the bitches-have said that he would fit right in since he has no balls.
His platform involves :
Discounted rates on grooming.
An increase in funding for aid to dogs without families who have litters.
Food stamps for low income dogs..
An end to the death penalty for homeless dogs.
and no more newspapers.
213 dog sees newspapers demise as payback for the days dogs had been trained with them.
Endorsements have come from the many dogs and cats and esp. the chickens that are running around the streets of east la. 213 dog has refused to comment. But female dogs- the bitches-have said that he would fit right in since he has no balls.
His platform involves :
Discounted rates on grooming.
An increase in funding for aid to dogs without families who have litters.
Food stamps for low income dogs..
An end to the death penalty for homeless dogs.
and no more newspapers.
213 dog sees newspapers demise as payback for the days dogs had been trained with them.
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